Showing posts with label nirvana. Show all posts
Showing posts with label nirvana. Show all posts

Monday, August 9, 2010

Words that Lead to Trouble

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Gentlemen, when your sweetheart is getting dressed
for what she feels is an important event,
and she scurries over to you with a worried look on her face and asks,
“Does this make my ass look big?”,

she doesn’t need information
and she really doesn’t need a joke.
What does she need?

She needs to change the way she feels.
She needs to feel sexy, powerful and adored.
She needs to feel like the goddess she already is.
How are you going to give these feelings to your sweetheart?

Easy!
#1 Get up, from whatever you’re doing.
#2 Give her your full attention.
#3 Take a moment to breath deep and really “drink-in” the sight
of your sweetheart before you.

#4 Allow yourself to tune into the attraction that you already feel for her.
#5 Let her know that she looks hot.
#6 Reach for her shoulders, pull her in, and tell her you want her right now.

Although she probably won’t have time to make love to you,
as she scurries back to the bed room to continue her preparations,
she’ll feel like a million bucks.


The Wednesday series of webinars begins in just 3 weeks.


May you and yours be
happy and healthy!

Om Mani Padme Hum,


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Friday, August 6, 2010

What Enlightenment is NOT

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How can we hit the right target,
if we’re aiming for the wrong target?
That is exactly why it’s crucial that we have a correct
understanding of what enlightenment is.

What is the liberation that Buddha offers us?
Is it liberation from the Presence of suffering or
liberation from the Tyranny of suffering?

If we act with the mistaken goal of trying
to stamp out the capacity to suffer,
there is a good chance we’ll squander our life, sitting cross legged and
quietly getting stoned off of our own neural chemistry.

That type of escapism is NOT what Buddha taught.
He explained that he experienced sufferings both
before AND after enlightenment.

If Buddha does not offer us liberation from the Presence of sufferings then
what does he offer us?
Buddha offers us liberation from the Tyranny of sufferings.

Buddha teaches us how to cut the puppet strings that certain
circumstances, physical-states, emotions, memories and thoughts could
have over our decisions, words and actions.

Just as the alchemists of legend turned lead into gold, likewise we
could learn how to use every adversity to progress even further upon
Buddha’s path of devotion, awareness, love and letting-go.

Let’s pretend there are three kinds of beings:
Boobs, Bodhisattvas and Buddhas.
A Boob, like Homer Simpson, lives at the mercy of every suffering,
and is pitched to an fro like a cork, in a stormy sea.

A Bodhisattva, like one of my 1st quarter students, learns the
actual techniques {or mental yogas} to tame the tyranny of suffering, and
actually use them as spiritual power packs.

What is the difference between a Bodhisattva and a Buddha?
The same techniques that a Bodhisattva applies, with great effort,
a Buddha applies: spontaneously, habitually, easily and effectively.

The journey toward enlightenment
need not take dozens of lifetimes.
In the Satipatana Sutta Buddha explained that full enlightenment could
be accomplished in 7 years, or 7 months, or 7 weeks or 7 days.

What if you could become a Buddha in just
10 months of twice daily practice,
without ever abandoning work, spouse, children, home or pets?

What could be the test of our spiritual path?
Simple! Can it enable you to be a saint,
wherever you go and whatever you do?


May you and yours be
happy and healthy!

Om Mani Padme Hum,


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Thursday, August 5, 2010

Tiger Woods’ Florida Home

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I just read that Tiger Woods’ gave his Florida home to his estranged wife.
Well that was awfully nice of him, don’t ya think?

Hey, what other positive things could come to mind when you think of Florida?
That’s were they launched rockets to the moon, which is pretty exciting if
you’re just a big Sci-fi geek such as myself.

And it’s also the setting for the T.V. show “Burn Notice.”
Man, I just a show with a voice over.

It’s far too easy to come up with negative thoughts
about almost anything and anyone.
That’s great if what you really want is to be a cranky curmudgeon.
But I want to be a happy camper, how about you?




May you and yours be
happy and healthy!

Om Mani Padme Hum,


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Exercise is NOT for Weight Loss

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Exercise is great for your physical and cardiovascular well-being
not to mention emotional and neurological wellbeing
but it is NOT the key to weight loss.

When we eat the foods that we were designed to eat,
the excess weight flies off
and our energy becomes so great that
we can’t help but work out.

That is exactly why I recommend a Paleolithic diet.
Hey, whether you are a meat eater or a vegan,
get off those starchy Neolithic foodstuffs
that spike your insulin and make you sick.



May you and yours be
happy and healthy!

Om Mani Padme Hum,


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Naomi’s Inconvenience







Naomi Campbell didn’t want to testify at the war crimes tribunal.
She said, “…
this is a terrible inconvenience to me…”
and who can blame her?
Let’s face it, the Netherlands are a shelp!

Perhaps the litmus test for a task
should not be measured in convenience to self
but in the benefit it brings to others.

Yes, where Homer Simpson might evaluate tasks
in order of convenience,
a Bodhisattva measures them in terms
of how much benefit they’ll bring to others.

I don’t want to be a pathetic boob of a Homer Simpson,
how about you?
But, on the other hand, simply forcing myself to do the right thing,
could really add to my crankiness!

So the key to consistently doing the most compassionate thing,
in the long-term,
without any cranky side effects
is to cultivate the earnest desire to alleviate the sufferings of others.

You see my friends the test of any meditation or self-help program
is not just how peaceful or happy it makes you,
but how loving it makes you.

Hey man, I want it all,
I want to be peaceful, happy and loving;
how about you?


May you and yours be
happy and healthy!

Om Mani Padme Hum,


The "Wednesday-series" of Beginning-level, weekly webinars
begins Wednesday, the 1st of September.
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the essence of Love and Letting-go

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Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Heart Knots

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0esZPQlYnac





May you and yours be
happy and healthy!

Om Mani Padme Hum,
Lama Jigme Gyatso: Rime Manipa Tantrika


The "Wednesday-series" of Beginning-level,
weekly webinars
begins Wednesday, the 1st of September.
Imagine, in just 5 lessons, you could learn
the essence of Love and Letting-go

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"The Paleo Diet."
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#1; and #2 and these books.


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Monday, July 26, 2010

No Scolding!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyDVD_TaXAQ





May you and yours be
happy and healthy!

Om Mani Padme Hum,
Lama Jigme Gyatso: Rime Manipa Tantrika


The "Wednesday-series" of Beginning-level, weekly webinars
begins Wednesday, the 1st of September.
Imagine, in just 5 lessons, you could learn
the essence of Love and Letting-go

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If weight-loss is an issue in your life you may
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You may also enjoy these videos #1; and #2 and these books.


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Friday, July 16, 2010

Fear is a Terrorist

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZb2Bzv6omo




May you and yours be
happy and healthy!

Om Mani Padme Hum,
Lama Jigme Gyatso: Rime Manipa Tantrika


The "Wednesday-series" of Beginning-level, weekly webinars
begins Wednesday, the 1st of September.
Imagine, in just 5 lessons, you could learn
the essence of Love and Letting-go

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If weight-loss is an issue in your life you may
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Sunday, June 27, 2010

How to Know?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzyxmSR8bW8




May you and yours be
happy and healthy!

Om Mani Padme Hum,
Lama Jigme Gyatso: Rime Manipa Tantrika


The "Wednesday-series" of Beginning-level, weekly webinars
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Imagine, in just 5 lessons, you could learn
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Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Sun Glasses

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbbUPgA8MMo





May you and yours be
happy and healthy!

Om Mani Padme Hum,
Lama Jigme Gyatso: Rime Manipa Tantrika


The "Tuesday-series" of Beginning-level, weekly webinars
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Monday, June 14, 2010

The Difference

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jI2x2oAc4iI





May you and yours be
happy and healthy!

Om Mani Padme Hum,
Lama Jigme Gyatso: Rime Manipa Tantrika


The "Tuesday-series" of Beginning-level, weekly webinars
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Thursday, June 10, 2010

Completment!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KHDxjq3KDU





May you and yours be
happy and healthy!

Om Mani Padme Hum,
Lama Jigme Gyatso: Rime Manipa Tantrika


The "Tuesday-series" of Beginning-level, weekly webinars
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Sunday, May 30, 2010

Undercover Tao

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OdLrcWVdq8





May you and yours be
happy and healthy!

Om Mani Padme Hum,
Lama Jigme Gyatso: Rime Manipa Tantrika


The "Tuesday-series" of Beginning-level, weekly webinars
begins Tuesday, the 6th of July.
Imagine, in just 5 lessons, you could learn
the essence of Love and Letting-go

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If weight-loss is an issue in your life you may
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Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Putting Bliss to Work

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May you and yours be
happy and healthy!

Om Mani Padme Hum,
Lama Jigme Gyatso: Rime Manipa Tantrika


The "Tuesday-series" of Beginning-level, weekly webinars
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Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Pride -or- Growth

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May you and yours be
happy and healthy!

Om Mani Padme Hum,
Lama Jigme Gyatso: Rime Manipa Tantrika


The "Tuesday-series" of Beginning-level, weekly webinars
begins Tuesday, the 6th of July.
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Friday, May 14, 2010

Good, Better & Best!

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May you and yours be
happy and healthy!

Om Mani Padme Hum,
Lama Jigme Gyatso: Rime Manipa Tantrika


Lama Jigme, Gyatso, Rime, Manipa, Tantrika, Om Mani Padme Hum, Buddha, buddhist, meditate, meditation, enlightenment, nirvana, compassion, love, Letting Go,


The "Tuesday-series" of Beginning-level, weekly webinars
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Friday, May 7, 2010

Framed!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxFLxA-AEjY


May you and yours be
happy and healthy!

Om Mani Padme Hum,
Lama Jigme Gyatso: Rime Manipa Tantrika





The "Tuesday-series" of Beginning-level, weekly webinars
begins Tuesday, the 6th of July.
Imagine, in just 5 lessons, you could learn
the essence of Love and Letting-go

Since only 24 more students can participate in this series,
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How could you help Feed a Monk for only One dollar?


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If weight-loss is an issue in your life you may
benefit from "The Paleo Diet."
You may also enjoy video #1; and #2.





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Friday, April 30, 2010

Oh Sit!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ur29WAP_bNw


May you and yours be
happy and healthy!

Om Mani Padme Hum,
Lama Jigme Gyatso: Rime Manipa Tantrika





The "Monday" series of Beginning-level, weekly webinars
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Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Defense Much?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzyOYWZ9ypk


May you and yours be
happy and healthy!

Om Mani Padme Hum,
Lama Jigme Gyatso: Rime Manipa Tantrika





The "Monday" series of Beginning-level, weekly webinars
begins Monday, the 3rd of May.
Imagine, in just 5 lessons, you could learn
the essence of Love and Letting-go

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Friday, April 16, 2010

Oprah

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2ksUs2FQ4E


May you and yours be
happy and healthy!

Om Mani Padme Hum,
Lama Jigme Gyatso: Rime Manipa Tantrika





The "Monday" series of Beginning-level, weekly webinars
begins Monday, the 3rd of May.
Imagine, in just 5 lessons, you could learn
the essence of Love and Letting-go

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How could you help Feed a Monk for only One dollar?


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If weight-loss is an issue in your life you may
benefit from "The Paleo Diet."
You may also enjoy video #1; and #2.





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Instruction in person or over the internet,
for either private tutoring or group classes.
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